During my long, long bus ride home yesterday from my apprenticeship, I came up with an idea. I have decided to start a competition that is run via my blog. So, here it is:
Ladies and Gentleman, boys and girls, I would like to present to you the FIRST annual Musings of a Manly blog Competition! There will be 15 questions, which will get progressively harder. Lastly, you should send in an email to an account created specifically for this contest:
animal.competition@gmail.com
And there is a prize! Whoever wins it will receive a fabulous prize the next time I see them!!! The prize is a mystery, but, it’s still a gift 🙂
So, here we go!
1) Which of these is NOT a mammal?
a) A rat
b) A lion
c) A chuckwalla
d) A gazelle
2) What animal kills more people in Africa?
a) A lion
b) A hippo
c) A cheetah
d) A giraffe
3) What is NOT special about platypuses and echidna’s?
a) They both have poison
b) They are mammals
c) They lay eggs
d) The have hair
4) What is the world’s largest fish, pictured below?
a) Basking shark
b) Whale shark
c) Whale
d) Great white Shark
5) What is the most amount of legs a millipede has been found to have?
a) 150-350
b) 350-550
c) 550-750
d) 750+
6) What is this freaky animal?
a) Olm
b) Tiger Salamanda
c) Great crested Newt
d) Axolotyl
7) What is the only poisonous snake in Canada?
a) Western Diamondback Rattlesnake
b) Coral snake
c) Massassauga Rattlesnake
d) Pit Viper
8) What is the most intelligent bird?
a) Blue Jay’s
b) Crows
c) Pigeons
d) Parrots
9) What is unique about an Albatross?
a) Largest wings of any bird
b) Their colour
c) Almost never land
d) Lay many eggs
10) What is special about a black panther?
a) Has no claws
b) Has a pre-hensile tail used to climb trees
c) Is a leopard in disguise
d) Eats fish
11) Which animal has the greatest success of hunting in packs (pictured here)?
a) Striped hyena’s
b) Spotted hyena’s
c) Dingo’s
d) African wild dogs
12) What is a Narwhal?
a) A large wolf
b) Males have tusks
c) They attack sharks
d) Eat worms
13) What is the largest rodent in the world?
a) A Capybara
b) A Degu
c) A Mara
d) A Hutia
14) What is the only dog that cannot bark?
a) Dingo
b) Australian Wolf-Hound
c) Chucacabra
d) Dhole
15) What animal has the largest penis in the animal kingdom, relative to its body size?
a) Elephant
b) Sperm Whale
c) Barnacle
d) King Ant
BONUS!
What is THIS animal? (NO CLUES PROVIDED, AND WORTH 2 BONUS POINTS!)
Damn, I wish I’d entered your contest. I could blame it on the motel with no internet, but I’ll shoulder the blame. Thanks for looking out for us science-illiterates who think that phylum is a kind of cheese. My personal burden is trying to bring “mitochondria” into common usage. You’re my ally. Watch out for it.
Hahaha, my pleasure Laura.
If you REALLY want to, you can still send me your answers and you may get a prize for participating. You know, cause you’re so awesome!
I SHALL be your ally, and we will achieve our goal!!!